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If there was a "Crime for Dummies" handbook, Chapter One would probably be: "Don't attract attention to yourself." This guy didn't get the memo.
A man in Tulsa, Oklahoma drove to a Walmart on Saturday night, and parked in the FIRE LANE.
Some cops saw it and asked him to move. He did . . . and then he parked in a spot that was reserved for POLICE. There was a sign posted and everything.
So, the cops looked up the plates, and discovered that the car was reported STOLEN. They arrested the driver for fraud . . . and his passenger had narcotics on her, so she was taken into custody too.
In addition to the drugs, she also gave the police a fake name . . . and had an outstanding warrant out for her arrest.