If you just started dating and you're already fighting about THIS, I don't see it working out long term . .
A 54-year-old guy in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina called the cops on Saturday and said his 45-year-old girlfriend of two weeks had ASSAULTED him during an argument.
And the thing they were fighting about was . . . making S'MORES.
It's not clear if they were arguing about how to make them, or whether to make them. (But the first one seems more likely, because who says no to s'mores?)
When cops got there, the woman claimed she never hit him, and that it was just a heated verbal argument.
He claimed she DID hit him. But there weren't any bruises or marks to back up his story. So they didn't have enough evidence to arrest her.
It's not clear if they broke up, or if they're trying to work through it.
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