Now HERE'S how you smuggle stuff out of the country and look handsome as heck doing it.
Two guys were busted on Sunday after they flew from Dubai to an airport in southeast India with gold hidden under their TOUPEES.
But let's be honest here, hairpieces never really look all that natural . . . and these guys' toupees looked even LESS natural because they were raised up by all the gold underneath.
The police at the airport in India got suspicious and searched the guys and found the gold in their wigs.
After that, the cops kept searching and found more gold on the guys in their pockets . . . and, yes, in one specific, foul body cavity where you might smuggle something.
The two dudes had more than $382,000 worth of gold in various spots on their bodies. Now they're both facing smuggling charges.
(Daily Mail) (Here's a video of the gold under one guy's toupee, and here's a photo.) Image © 2020 Getty Images