So we've reached this point of the Christmas season, I guess.
There's a 55-year-old woman named Shirley Rogers in Oxford, Florida. And she was arguing with her boyfriend around 2:00 A.M. on Wednesday when her sister tried to intervene.
And that backfired . . . because Shirley grabbed the nearest CHRISTMAS DECORATION and hit her sister with it.
It's described in the police report as a, quote, "beaded cone tree used for decoration."
Shirley was arrested for misdemeanor battery.
(Here's her mugshot, and here's a picture of a small cone tree.) Image © 2020 Getty Images