This guy just fulfilled his lifelong destiny. Unfortunately it's kind of a disappointing destiny.
There's a 37-year-old guy from Jersey City, New Jersey named Lawrence Crook. And earlier this month . . . he finally lived up to being named "Crook."
He was arrested when someone spotted him stealing a small dumpster and some bags of stuff from a condo complex.
He was charged with larceny and posted a $300 bond to get out of jail.
Then, less than an hour later . . . he was arrested for breaking into the fire department headquarters and going through a fireman's stuff.
This time he was charged with burglary. (Fairfield Citizen) (Here's his mugshot.)