Guy Is Busted for Stealing Things Twice in One Day His Last Name Is "Crook"

This guy just fulfilled his lifelong destiny. Unfortunately it's kind of a disappointing destiny.

There's a 37-year-old guy from Jersey City, New Jersey named Lawrence Crook. And earlier this month . . . he finally lived up to being named "Crook."

He was arrested when someone spotted him stealing a small dumpster and some bags of stuff from a condo complex.

He was charged with larceny and posted a $300 bond to get out of jail.

Then, less than an hour later . . . he was arrested for breaking into the fire department headquarters and going through a fireman's stuff.

This time he was charged with burglary.  (Fairfield Citizen)  (Here's his mugshot.)