I can't GUARANTEE the guy in this story has an unusual infantile obsession... but I'm not sure what the other explanation would be.
A guy went into a Publix grocery store in Cape Coral, Florida back on April 22nd wearing a dress and a blue BABY BONNET.
Then he hopped on a motorized shopping cart . . . headed to the baby food aisle . . . and shoplifted 28 cans of baby formula by putting them under his dress.
The cops just released the security footage to try to get the public's help in tracking him down.