Ah yes, today we've got a classic case of "Is that a giant slab of meat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
There's a 40-year-old guy named Eric Worden from Parrish, Florida.
And earlier this week, he went to a Publix grocery store at 8:30 A.M. . . . grabbed a large, seven-pound Angus beef rib roast . . . and jammed the ENTIRE thing down his pants.
Then he tried to walk out of the store . . . or, probably, waddle out of the store . . . but a manager saw the entire thing go down and stopped him.
Eric was arrested for theft.
The rib roast was valued at $62, and unfortunately, Publix had to throw it out, quote, "due to contamination."
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