Florida Man Tried to Steal a Huge Rib Roast by Shoving It Down His Pants

Evan Kemp cuts a prime rib beef roast, 2

Ah yes, today we've got a classic case of "Is that a giant slab of meat in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

There's a 40-year-old guy named Eric Worden from Parrish, Florida.

And earlier this week, he went to a Publix grocery store at 8:30 A.M. . . . grabbed a large, seven-pound Angus beef rib roast . . . and jammed the ENTIRE thing down his pants.

Then he tried to walk out of the store . . . or, probably, waddle out of the store . . . but a manager saw the entire thing go down and stopped him.

Eric was arrested for theft.

The rib roast was valued at $62, and unfortunately, Publix had to throw it out, quote, "due to contamination." 

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