Guys don't generally wear cologne because they like it. It's all about attracting the ladies. Which is why this is brilliant: A fragrance company called Demeter just released a new scent that makes you smell like KITTENS.
It's called "Kitten Fur," and they describe the scent as, quote, "the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort [from] just behind a kitten's neck."
A four-ounce bottle costs $40 at DemeterFragrance.com. You can also get a sample for $3 . . . a bottle of kitten-scented body wash for $20 . . . or some kitten-scented lotion for $22.
If kittens aren't your thing, their other scents include "Popcorn" . . . "Giant Sequoia" . . . "New Baby" . . . and "Gin and Tonic."