You'd probably get a DUI no matter where this happened. But this lady sure did make it easy on the cops . . .
Police in Portland, Maine posted a pair of photos on Facebook over the weekend . . . after a 26-year-old woman tried to drive her SUV down a set of STAIRS outside POLICE HEADQUARTERS.
They say she drove through their garage . . . then across a pedestrian plaza . . . and tried to get back to the street by going down a set of cement steps.
Her SUV either got stuck on them, or she realized but then couldn't back up.
She tried to claim she was just following her GPS. But police said her "excessive blood alcohol level" probably had more to do with it.
She's facing drunk driving charges. They said she's lucky no one was hurt.