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When you gotta go, you gotta go.
61-year-old Clarence Patterson walked into a Florida convenience store last week and found that the restroom was locked, so instead of going two miles down the road to his home he walked over to the store’s ‘beer cave,’ pretended to look at the merchandise, unzipped his pants and urinated on six cases of beer.
The total for the damaged merchandise was $113.36, and he was arrested for criminal mischief; if it goes to trial, the surveillance camera footage of what he did will probably make it a short hearing… what EXACTLY that means, I don’t know.
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