I guess this dude's more of a Hot Pocket fan: Cops in Oklahoma City are searching for a guy who went to a grocery store on Sunday . . . and WENT # 2 in one of the freezers, right on the Totino's Pizza Rolls.
It's not clear why he did it. But the worst part is, a CUSTOMER found it.
A woman named Shirley Wright-Johnson was shopping with her two kids. She opened the freezer to grab some pizza rolls . . . and unfortunately chose the wrong pack.
After the guy did his business, he used a pack of them to cover it up. So when she grabbed the one on top, she felt something SMUSHY on her hand. (EWWWWW!!!)
When she saw what was under the bag, she freaked out and immediately told an employee.
She says she washed her hands and used BLEACH to disinfect them. But she and her kids could still smell it on their drive home. The store offered her some steaks to say sorry.
The store where it happened is a chain called Crest Foods. They checked their security footage and say the guy was also walking around taking photos of women with his phone. They posted a shot of him walking out, and hope someone can I.D. him.
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