One day, when the poorest 99.9% of this country rises up against the rich . . . this is the stuff I'm going to loot from them first.
Neiman Marcus just released its 93rd annual Christmas Book. And if you're not familiar, it's always got a bunch of over-the-top, expensive items targeted at people with way, way too much money. Here are some of this year's highlights . . .
1. A James Bond Aston Martin designed by Daniel Craig, along with a limited edition Omega watch. Cost: $700,007.
2. The chance to star in a makeup Instagram video by a makeup artist named Mario Dedivanovic. He's Kim Kardashian's makeup guy. This will somehow cost you $400,000.
3. A luxury dog house for $70,000. And to help you figure out how to design the dog house, you randomly get to video chat with Denise Richards. Yeah, as in the actress from "Wild Things".
4. A Moet and Chandon vending machine. It's $35,000 but does come stocked with 360 mini bottles of champagne.
5. A Versace punching bag for $1,550. You can also get Versace boxing gloves for $3,275.
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